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Synchronicity with Noah Lampert

Maybe Let's Try Not To Get Poop On Our Face All The Time

Synchronicity with Noah Lampert

Noah Lampert

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Spirituality

4.8766 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone.

0:03.0

When you're going to be able to be a man.

0:33.4

Hello everyone. Welcome to Synchronicity. It's been months. Sawy. It happens. I was away. And then I've been back.

0:41.3

Got a lot of dad duties going on coaching the flag football team for my eldest son.

0:42.0

We're the dolphins.

0:44.6

We're pretty much like the dolphins in real life.

0:54.8

We're not quite as much of a dumpster fire, but we have a feeling that the lead, the head of the league is a Jets fan.

1:01.7

When I said, I wanted to be the dolphins, he kind of stuck me with the miscreants, so to speak.

1:03.8

We got some interesting players on the team.

1:07.5

I won't say too much in case any way they ever stumble upon this.

1:11.6

Don't want to talk shit about people's kids, but let's say it's interesting.

1:17.7

Anyway, that's been going on. Hope everyone's been all right. The world has seemingly descended further into chaos since I last put out a podcast. That's what we're going to be

1:23.6

talking about today. This is going to go out early for patrons i'll put this up uh for

1:29.1

the paid tiers and then i will release this to the general public tomorrow which will be

1:36.0

thursday september 18th uh what the fuck is going on guys so much i guess the biggest news item of the past week uh happened a week

1:47.6

ago was the assassination of charlie kirk i'm sure everyone has been tuned into that to one

1:53.2

degree or another because it is inescapable i didn't agree with anything charlie kirk said um I viewed him as a deleterious character in the political

2:08.6

spectrum. You know, I think it's good that he chose to use his words to debate people. I think

2:14.5

it wasn't necessarily done in good faith. All that being said,

2:18.0

he should not have died. He should not have been assassinated. It's a tragic event. You know,

2:23.6

he leaves behind a family, two small kids, his wife, it sucks. It's not a cool thing. We shouldn't

2:30.1

be assassinating anyone for their political view. We shouldn't be assassinating people, period. Let's just kind of agree with that fact. You know, it's it's fucked up. But what it has

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