You wake in a strange room.

Your clothes are foreign and the walls are covered in objects from a different world.

You don't know where or when you are, or if you're still dreaming.

There are footsteps in the hall.

Jumping up, you race out of the room and into the streets.

You have just entered The Twilight Histories.

Hi, I'm Jordan Harbor, and welcome to the Twilight Histories.

Today, we have a time travel adventure for you by Kevin Valbenese that takes place in Egypt, but it's not our Egypt. In today's

adventure, Egypt survives the collapse of the Bronze Age and flourishes for thousands of years.

If you have your own business, you know how important building a customer base is.

When Kevin isn't creating incredible stories for us like the one you'll hear today,

he's marketing businesses like yours through video, animations, and audio.

Why not start with a cool Facebook animation to build up your audience?

You can find Kevin at Baroquemedia.com.

And now, for today's story, may his car endure forever by Kevin Falbonezzi.

Hurry up and close that door. Took your sweet time, didn't you?

Ugh, it's fine. Well, it's not fine, but I'm not going to waste precious minutes

elaborating on the pearls of tardiness.

Now then, I'm going to tell you where you're minutes elaborating on the pearls of tardiness.

Now then, I'm going to tell you where you're going. I'm sorry I couldn't inform you sooner, but I simply couldn't risk it.

We lost a team down in some hellish version of ancient Mesopotamia,

so there's been much scrutiny on everyone as of the late.

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