Kevin Garnett has been given a television job, but he is relegated to another room, and it's called Area 21.

And last night he had a reunion with some of his fellow ex-Seltics.

Sure, it was the reunion of what they're saying is the championships like the 2007-2008 Celtics.

But there were certain people who were missing.

But the people who did show up were, you know, listen, when everyone thinks of the big five of that team,

you think Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Rondo Perk, and big baby Glenn Davis, who just

randomly...

There was just a pizza there.

Right.

He's curly Joe.

He's great.

He's the guy who fills in for the guy you actually wanted to see there.

Right.

And being Ray Allen.

But it was, the whole thing was phenomenal.

And we have tons of audio from it this morning because it's all fascinating for more reasons other than what they just talked about.

But for the way the entire thing went and was set up and all of their personalities on display.

First of all, Kevin Garnett is the host of the thing, which is awkward at best.

I mean, the whole time he's asking questions and his arms are flailing around. He's popping the basketball. Now we understand, by the way, if you've watched this, more than one episode, you understand why they gave Garnett a basketball because he would not know what to do with his hands. It didn't have a basketball. It didn't seem like they trained him a lot. It didn't seem like they, you know, they taught him how to host a show. No, and then to his right is Paul Pierce, who inexplicably is wearing sunglasses indoors. And in a wheelchair, by the way. I mean, yeah, well, I mean, we'll get to that later. Yes. So Paul Pierce is sitting there, and he's got his sunglasses on. To the right is Kendrick Perkins. Who rules? Like, Kendra Perkins is the best. He's really chill.

He doesn't care.

And every time he talks, there and he's got his sunglasses on. To the right is Kendrick Perkins. Who rules?

Like, Kendry Perkins is the best. He's really chill. He doesn't care. And every time he talks, it's usually something poignant or funny. Glenn Davis is a dumbass. Glenn Davis, they brought in just so he would say something dumb and they all could give him looks. Yeah, just so they could beat on them. They could. They probably wanted to see if they could make him cry again.

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