On this episode of Quantum Week, May 7th through 13th, 2000.

Quantum Week. Welcome to Quantum Week. I'm Matt. I'm Chris.

Quantum Week is a show in which Chris and I leap into a random week of a random year and talk about movies and music and headlines and things.

This one is not random, though, because this was a fan voted on episode of Battlefield, Motherfucking, Earth.

Battlefield Earth.

And Maria Maria, which was the number one song this week on the Billboard 100.

Santana.

So now we've done three Santana songs.

This was our third one.

And we have not hit Michael Jackson, except for the Michael Jackson and the say, say, say, say, say, say, fucking.

Three Santana.

No Al Pacino, no Michael Jackson.

This is bullshit.

But it's what we signed up for.

That's right.

But before we get into that, let's talk, thank our patrons.

Thank you guys so much.

Kenny Kay, Michael B, Mike C, and David L.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

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