May 6th: The Cops Election

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

May 6th will mark regional local elections in the UK, to include the London mayoral election. Considering that 4 of the 5 of us are based in London, this does in fact affect us. However, all polling indicates that Sadiq Khan will win again on a platform of More Cops and handing all decisions to property developers, with the remaining candidates all basically wanting More Cops. Sian Berry? Bad. Laurence Fox? Don't make me laugh. Shaun Bailey? Joke. Brian Rose? Okay, he's extremely bad also, but that man is a verifiable content machine. So, we decided on a platform of 'vote if you want to do but don't really expect much either way' and then decided to talk about Brian Rose's completely bonkers life force. Hope you enjoy! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://bailproject.org/?form=donate *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the free one of the free one.
0:16.8	Yes, there it is.
0:19.1	That's the voice that we're going to be doing about this forever, I suppose.
0:22.0	The voice you get for free.
0:24.2	Yeah, that's right.
0:25.7	Alice here playing the part of the listener.
0:28.5	Yeah, I think the listeners like it.
0:29.9	The listeners here also.
0:31.5	The listeners are going to include half the staff at my dentists because I went to the dentist today, and they asked me in like casual conversation,
0:40.7	oh, what do you do for a living? And I panicked, and I forgot to lie.
0:44.0	And I said, I'm a podcaster. I do a podcast called Trash Future. And so they said they were going to listen to it.
0:51.0	And I'm so sorry, please, do turn off. Women saying their ls using their mouths
0:59.0	in the dentist chat. Yes. Yes. Yeah, that's, well, hey, you know what? If you managed to find
1:03.9	this place, this particular podcast from the search string, then are welcome. Yeah,
1:10.9	that's right.
1:11.5	But when you go to the
1:12.5	dentist,
1:12.9	it's not the free one,
1:13.7	it's bonus.
1:14.6	Yes, that's a,
1:15.1	hey,
1:15.5	none of that.
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