The Kentucky Derby is coming up tomorrow.

I know I'm attending a fair that surrounds the race, and I've known nothing about it.

You got your big hat, Fred?

That's for the broads.

I'm going to wear a masseir sucker and really get down to business and act like a total ass.

Nonetheless, though, we play a game because horses have fun names,

and we play a game called Is It a Race Horse or a Crappy Local Band?

We've found in the past gems, such as 200 miles to York.

Lantern Waste.

And midget with the dog and what have you.

But let's not waste any time, Rich. What is the first thing? Well, are we going to explore this guy? Yeah, but we might as well go through the exercise. Is it, okay, is it a band or a race or it's down the clown? Okay, down the clown is a frightening clown. And we will have that. This is, okay, so this is a, once again, this man is 100% sincere.

Yes, this is, there's no irony.

There are kids in the crowd.

It is grainy footage.

It looks like John Wayne Gacy.

I imagine you could buy his paintings now on eBay.

And here is what it sounds like.

Oh, come on, man.

There we go.

So this is the way it's going to work.

Yeah, you got it.

I'm a clown.

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