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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

May 4th 2021

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Check out Tuesday, May 4th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

What's up, Billy Masters Show is on an hour away from a shot at $1,000. Also, it did be

0:19.5

dad call. Big ass news yesterday. I think the biggest story. You know, of course, the

0:25.2

mid headlines everywhere was the big bust up, the big breakup. Bill Gates and his wife

0:31.0

getting a divorce, no prenup, billions of dollars are going to be split. I wonder what

0:36.8

caused it. They just said that they can't grow together anymore. Can you imagine getting

0:41.2

a divorce? He's like 65 years old. Yeah. And this dude's getting a divorce. What a pain in

0:46.8

the ass. He saw all the sex at Bezo was getting right. And he was like, I can't deal with this.

0:52.4

Like Bezos is over here just getting laid every day. And Bill Gates, he got no ass in probably

0:58.2

years. I wonder if that's what it is. I'm a billionaire and I get no booty. Do you think he's

1:03.3

got a girlfriend like side-ass because she's on the file for the divorce. But I think he wants one.

1:08.4

Yeah, he wants one. He doesn't have one yet. Yeah. I really think five. Does his ween or even work?

1:14.0

Probably Bill Gates does. He's got a remote control for it. But she's got a Microsoft remote control

1:19.5

first. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Can you imagine? I mean, they were all those pills that it

1:26.8

was like, Oh, look at this sweet couple. So it's like not that bigger video. It's more mechanical.

1:31.6

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know he had a wife, honestly. Mary 27 years. Yeah. It's the first

1:37.0

ever heard of her. And the first thing I thought of, they should have got their ass to church.

1:41.7

Because every time every time you go to church every week, they live in Seattle. Yeah. Yeah.

1:45.0

But if you go to church every week, it not only reinforces your faith, but it reinforces

1:49.2

your marriage. They have church in Seattle. I don't think they do. Probably not. But yeah. But

1:54.1

that's what I thought. They should have got their ass to church. You would have all that money.

1:58.8

Oh, say, man, they don't have one church up here. No, they don't hold on. We drove around like I didn't

2:02.8

see one church. I'm sure they have churches there. I don't think they do. Yeah, church is chicken.

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