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Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

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Bundle and save on the things you love. Noo! It's the Bob and Tom Show. Well, the Bob burned down and no one knew what Penny-Coss Baptist was going to do.

The Sunday brimstone got said that gum hot, it burned up a church bus in the parking lot.

And a panic the Reverend Dr White called up an ex-member that hadn't lived right.

He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence.

It's the same joles he preached against.

He said, I don't really want to be a hypocrite.

I got a Sunday school class about to have fits.

We're all excited about Revival Week and been moved by the spirit, so to speak.

With all the souls we saved and money we spent,

we thought God told us to sell that tent.

I got a famous evangelist supposed to come

and doesn't run out of chairs.

Were you alone us something?

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