Hello, unfuckers, sub-fuckers, social fuckers, and fellow lunatics.

Right now, as we speak, our crack team of researchers and writers, editors, and investigative

reporters are hard at work to bring you several high concept and mission-critical episodes

that will turn this republic on its ear.

It's literally just the three of us.

For the un-initiated perspective unfuckers who are sampling us for the first time,

here's the deal.

This episode is what we lovingly refer to as a Quickey.

Now, normally we're performing a full cavity search on a single issue related to our

so-called democracy.

They're a bit longer, wonkier, and infuriating.

So if this is your first role in the hay with us, make sure you check out one of our normal

shows, lest you think this is what we're all about.

Now, the Skinny on Quickies is pretty straightforward.

They're usually more timely than our regular episodes and are broken into three distinct

pieces that are all somehow related.

On our last one, we talked about the three white male archetypes of AOC critics. Before

that, we fucked with three Democrats who were having a particularly hard time in the news cycle.

And today, we're talking about the attempt to rehabilitate the image of three rather

significant Republican figures, most notably the 43rd President of the United States. Should be fun.

Now, before we begin, here's a quick rundown of upcoming episodes, though we reserve the

right to switch up the order depending upon the cycle of the moon.

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