I don't know what you should do, Mike.

I think I'd rather take a bullet in the head.

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

I don't know what to say. Felger and Mass. The Beyond Dumb 2 to 6 show, right? Jackpot! 985, the Sports Hub. Okay, phones as promised. Jeff and Lowell, lead us off this hour. What do you got? Hey, what if Fella Check was actually recruited, looking for talent out at these lacrosse games,

looking for the next Chris Hogan.

There are athletes out there who play at high school football in. Hey, what if Belichick was actually recruited looking for talent out at these lacrosse games?

Looking for the next Chris Hogan. There are athletes out there who play in high school, football, and lacrosse, and maybe chose lacrosse for a better education and more playing time to go to a G-1 school. Okay, you can't say that word, and you can't be serious. You can't be serious. F. Belichick and the Patriots get an F. when you only take four players off the board,

they come between numbers 83 and 2.11. And on the second day that you're making picks, you go to a lacrosse game versus staying in the war room. F. You failed the draft. F. The sad thing is... And if you miss that because we had to drop it because he said a bad word. He said maybe Bill was at the lacrosse game scouting talent.

He actually said that as an actual defense.

Not kidding. I thought he was kidding, but he really wasn't. No, really wasn't kidding. This was a, uh, what, uh, Beatle or Zoe texted me earlier. What was the game? It was Maryland Hopkins. Yeah, Johns Hopkins, I think. at college

he was in Maryland.

At Maryland

at a college

lacrosse game on Saturday

the second day of their draft process.

He's such an advance At college state, he was in Maryland. At Maryland at a college lacrosse game on Saturday, the second day of their draft process.

So it's such an advanced football mind that now he's scouting lacrosse games to find the next great patriot.

So what I was just about to say is that that guy wasn't kidding.

That's what the scary part of that call is.

Look, it's now justified.

See, this is why I told you, if I were ever to die and be reincarnated, I want to come back as Belichick. Because no matter what you do, it's the right thing. Not only that, but you're ingenious about it. This is usually a day I don't care about, where they've made their picks. We don't know who any of them are. and everyone pretends like they know what they are

and you give out draft grades.

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