May 19th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2020

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Check out Tuesday. May 19th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0	Hi, it's a live program.
0:02.0	Coming up in the show, a woman doesn't know if it's her husband's baby or her exes.
0:07.0	Yes, that old good old gag.
0:09.0	Dumb-ass parent lets kids drink stuff off the shelf and then put it back.
0:13.2	People who flip a coin to make major life decisions are happier.
0:17.2	Let's flip a coin today.
0:18.8	A third of all women have never had an orgasm and a dude's mad because his girl flirts with random guys online.
0:25.0	Is that crossing the line?
0:26.7	That's all coming up.
0:28.0	This day.
0:29.0	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.
0:39.6	The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, go. Good morning, class. One.
0:57.0	Go. Good morning, class. Say hello to Billy Madison. Hello Billy Madison.
1:00.0	You want me to take my shirt off on?
1:01.0	No, thank you.
1:02.0	Okay, baby. You want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you.
1:02.6	Okay, Ginger. Welcome Billy Madison Joe. Welcome, Billy Matzichoke.
1:23.0	Damn Tuesday.
1:24.0	It's a damn-ass Tuesday.
1:26.0	Hey, we got something to give away today though.
1:29.0	You all right there?
1:30.0	Yeah, I'm choking on a damn skittles.
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