Welcome to the Serenvini Secret Show brought to you by Odyssey.

This is the Serenvini Secret Show just a heads up,

episodes sometimes include content not suitable for work,

and definitely not safe for kids,

now available on the Odyssey app.

I'm a little secret, I think you want to know

a dirty little secret, about a secret little show.

Hey, it's the Serenvini Secret Show,

and I am going to tell you the long,

dramatic, dramatic story of the co-lo-guard box

that I shit into over the weekend.

There's a lot of really scientific terms,

that you're probably not going to like this.

You're not going to like it.

Maybe just this secret show is about Sarah's ass.

You're going to love it.

Oh, there it is.

It's about my cuckoo.

Don't listen to it. See you tomorrow.

I don't know if I would tell you this.

Is this for the secret show?

Oh, I don't know if I would even tell it on the show.

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