May 13th 2021
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2021
⏱️ 164 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're gonna be answering some phones today from one to three. It goes on pretty much all day from seven a.m. to seven p.m. |
| 0:19.0 | So please call today. The number right this number down. You're gonna put it on our Facebook and stuff. Yes. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm right because it's a two and a five nine eight seven nine two one. It's National Salvation Army week. So I didn't know they had a whole week dedicated to them. Yes, yes, they do. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, they only get a week out of the year, but they do good all year long. Yes. |
| 0:42.0 | So I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna answer some phones. I don't know if it's like gonna be a personal phone. I don't think so. I haven't even asked if I can just have my own phone so that people that, you know, listen to us that want to donate. |
| 0:53.0 | Right, they're gonna, you know, yeah, can you transfer me to Billy, please. I don't know if they're gonna do that. But, you know, whatever I'll be out there. I think it's gonna be on TV or something. It's gonna be on case at here in San Antonio. |
| 1:05.0 | Bad ass. You're gonna be on TV with my big ass ears. What to wear? What to wear? I'll just dress like a buffoon like it. Look for the dude with the Disney shirt. And then of course the Disney mask. So then you'll know who it is. |
| 1:21.0 | You have to wear a mask, though. I would imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're inside. Exactly. You're vaccinated. Hey, you got to wear a mask. You're inside. |
| 1:29.0 | He's the opposite of CDC. Well, it's like a lot of places. You go inside. You sit down. You have to have the mask anymore. I'm not eating. I guess if I bring my own food. Yeah, bring a snack. Maybe, maybe I don't know. I saw everybody like in the ad. They were wearing masks. So I just zoom. Yeah, it looks like you got to wear a mask and bring flowers. That's pretty cool. But I'll be doing that today. Fight broke out. You know how there's certain areas. I don't understand how we can't just bitch slap somebody that takes away our oil or gas. |
| 1:58.0 | Because you know, they just some hackers hacked our gas. And so now there's like a run on gas in certain places. Fight breaks out at a pump is $50 gas rationing spreads across America. You know, Biden begs everybody. |
| 2:12.0 | Don't panic. Don't panic. Well, people freak out. Dude, look at they do with toilet paper. Right. That's just what they do when they think something's not going to be available. They freak out all the time. Yeah. |
| 2:23.0 | Yeah. And everything's back to normal essentially from when I read. Okay, that's cool. Like apparently it's fixed. Well, there's some bad ass fist fights because of it. This one lady cut in line for gas. Then screamed obscenity spit on a man who refused to let her cut in. |
| 2:38.0 | The man jumped out of his vehicle spit on the woman in return and began grappling with her. The video shows they started having fistocuffs and fighting. Yes. All because of gas. |
| 2:49.0 | You know, there's another big shortage and people are freaking out and they're blaming Biden. So all the people that loved Biden now hate him because Chick-fil-A is limiting packets of their special sauce. Oh, no, no, seriously. So they are there open arms and they hate Biden now. |
| 3:07.0 | And they're blaming the Biden administration for the rations on Chick-fil-A sauce. I've had Chick-fil-A sauce overrated. Well, Sundays may not be the only time that people aren't able to get their fix. |
| 3:18.0 | Looks like because the fast food chain is rationing their sauces due to industry-wide shortages. I mean, even customers are freaking out. They're like, what's going on? Right. |
| 3:28.0 | Because they love the Chick-fil-A sauce. Put to me. I just I don't get the obsession with it. I really don't. It's not like it's raising cane sauce. |
| 3:35.0 | Well, customers will be limited to one sauce per entree. Two sauces per meal and three sauce. Get this. Can you believe Chick-fil-A is still a thing? |
| 3:48.0 | Oh, 30. So if you have 30 nuggets, you only get three sauces. That's one sauce for 10 nuggets. I won't go there. No. No, but people are like, actually, I love because I don't get Chick-fil-A sauce. |
| 4:02.0 | But if I dig it, Chick-fil-A, if you were telling me the sauce that I get, I could only get one for every 10 nuggets. |
| 4:09.0 | They ain't no way. I get like, I don't know, probably a sauce and nugget, honestly. |
| 4:15.0 | Yeah, probably McDonald's. And I'm like, give me 30 sweetens hours. And I'm like, 30 and I'm like, yeah, just charge me. I don't care. |
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