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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

May 12th 2022

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2022

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Check out Thursday, May 12th 2022 episode of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

$1,000 locally. You are a buffoon. If you don't listen, try to snatch that money locally.

0:15.0

There's this, these vets and they're saying terrifying warning over dangerous dog shampoo,

0:22.0

tiktok craze. Dangerous dog. Okay. Yeah. So I guess it's warning dog owners not to use purple shampoo on their pets,

0:33.0

as it can cause irritation, stomach pains, toxic to the pups. After a bizarre hair trend went viral on tiktok.

0:41.0

Of course, because you know, people are using the purple and the purple I believe, if I'm correct, is if you have,

0:48.0

you have your hair died and you want to keep your color. Okay. It'll preserve the color. Yeah. No, it's a, you know, that's just how it goes with tiktok.

0:59.0

People see things on there and they try to replicate it. Remember the, there was like a couple in their late 30s.

1:07.0

They like saw this thing on tiktok, tried to renovate their house and ended up accidentally killing themselves.

1:14.0

Oh, yeah, because of this like renovation trick that they saw on tiktok. All right.

1:21.0

This is what I saw in our buddy Narts ended to me. Yeah. I thought this was the nice little hack is you take a paper towel holder.

1:31.0

You know those ones are like metal and you set the paper towels in it and then you can rip off a paper towel. Yeah.

1:37.0

You know, when you buy trash bags, right?

1:40.0

They're in the box and a lot of people just keep them in the box and then sometimes you try to rip one out and then you get like 10.

1:46.0

And like, oh, and then you got to shove them back in there. It looks like ass.

1:49.0

So just use a paper towel holder. Nobody's going to get their house burned down using that hack that was on tiktok.

1:56.0

It's not going to harm a dog. What kind of hack was that? What do you mean? A paper towel holder to do what?

2:03.0

You put your trash bags in there and then when you want one trash bag, you just rip one off. Bad ass.

2:09.0

Oh, give me a break. It's a great hack.

2:12.0

What do you mean? What's the dumbest hack I've ever heard in my life?

2:16.0

No, it's it's fantastic. Nobody has that problem. Yeah, yeah, they do it because a lot of times or you know, I'll go to grab one and then it lifts the whole thing out of the box and then it falls down.

2:27.0

It's just a nightmare. That's creating a solution for a problem that doesn't exist.

2:32.0

It's a big problem. I was a big fan of that. And so I was like, oh, thank you, Dard, for sending that.

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