May 11, 2017 Hour 3
Toucher & Hardy
Beasley Media Group
4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2017
⏱️ 34 minutes
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On this hour: fred discusses all the mindless TV he's watched over the years. Dan Devine from yahoo sports calls in to discuss the Celtics - Wizards series and Fred hates rollarcoasters.
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| 0:00.0 | Joe, go ahead. |
| 0:01.8 | I'm sitting here waiting for, like, the gag or the joke of how he's talking about watching all these awful TV shows. |
| 0:11.6 | How dare you come on here and make fun of Kevin can wait when you're the reason that we have these shows? |
| 0:19.2 | You're defending the honor of Kevin James? |
| 0:22.5 | No, I would defend. |
| 0:23.4 | This is this sword you want to fall on? |
| 0:26.2 | Is Kevin James' comedy? |
| 0:28.5 | I've seen every episode of his first show. |
| 0:30.9 | I've seen every episode of the ride and home to you. |
| 0:35.9 | No, Joe, what the thing about Kevin Can Wait was is that it's such a cliche riddled show that Fred could figure out the punch lines before we even told them to him. |
| 0:46.8 | I would give Fred the scenario and that was his gift because he's watched somebody's sitcoms. |
| 0:51.4 | Kevin Can Wait was every, matter of fact, they used a plot line... |
| 0:54.6 | From the Brady Bunch. From the Brady Bunch, from a Brady Bunch episode, and just recycled it on |
| 0:58.3 | Kevin Kewa. And that's why I'm fascinated by Fred hearing that playing the Kevin Kewa game, |
| 1:03.2 | because he nails it every time. I wouldn't defend Kevin James against ISIS, okay? |
| 1:08.2 | This is inexcusable. Two guys in a pizza place. I've seen every two guys in a pizza place, which I will defend |
| 1:15.4 | because that wasn't a terrible show. I've seen every Becker. These are questions that are |
| 1:19.2 | coming to me. I mean, there's tons that are... I've seen every Becker. That's why when I saw |
| 1:23.7 | the first lost, I was very confused by the fat guy because he has been on Becker for several seasons. Ned and Stacey? Yeah, that's the one that I was talking about. It's your move with a young Jason Bateman? I love that show. If you look back in elementary school, I put that as my favorite show in the back of one of my baseball cards. I never heard of that show. Oh, yeah, it's your move. he was a conniving young man who lived with a single mom in an apartment. |
| 1:46.1 | And the guy from... baseball cards. I never heard of that show. Oh, yeah, it's your move. He was a conniving young man who lived with a single mom in an apartment. |
| 1:58.0 | And the guy from home and, the guy from married with children, the original black-haired guy that was replaced by the dude from Happy Days. |
| 1:59.5 | I can't remember anyone's name right now. |
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