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And I broke my finger.

Yeah, you're telling me, with the medicine ball?

Yeah, I broke my finger.

So are you going to get it set?

No, I don't want to go to the doctor.

This is not a doctor time of year. This is time to stay away from the doctor. I mean, does a broken finger heal on its own without being set? I'm fixing on getting a splint at the drugstore. Okay. That's what I'm fixing on. I actually don't know. I've never broken a finger, so I don't't know is if you put your own Splint on it Does that fix it on its own? I would imagine What could go wrong I would imagine if you put a splint on it I'm not going to the doctor For a stupid broken finger That probably wouldn't take long Yeah You just put the splint on it right What's the doctor to do? I mean, I don't know if they've got to set it the right way. I actually don't know. I mean, if you put splits on it, are you sure that? How often do you personally go to the doctor? Oh, I don't go that often. I mean, for me? Oh, gosh. Yeah, for you. I understand. Not that often. Not that often. How many times a year? Twice. Twice to three times. If it's like two, maybe three. See, I don't want to go this year. That's the idea. Why? I don't feel like going to the doctor. But if you have a broken bone, I mean, you should get it looked at. No, I don't want to go. All right. Because then they get you. They start x-raying away and put it in the, and then I don't need that in my life. What are they going to do? I mean, you won't be able to shred anymore. I mean, that's your fret-bended hand. It's true. I mean, I can still bend. Can you? Oh, yeah. Okay. The pinky's kind of important, man. You're going to lose all your solo ability. All I need is my right hand is the name of thumb slap it oh that's base study do the old base that's right and on this hand i got a you know

and then i go billy sheen and on it and go blue loo loo loo loo loo i don't know i don't want to go to the doctor

but i went like a lot two years ago because they put me on uh trigceride medicine. Yeah. And I don't want to go anymore. Does anybody know if you just get a like something like what are you saying? Like a splint? Yeah. If you just get a splint, will that fix it on its own or does a doctor actually have to do something? No, there's nothing they can do. Because, well, I mean, maybe set it correctly because you can't, I mean, can you really tell whether or not the bone is touching the bone? Does it just regenerate? Really, in all honesty, think about it. What could a doctor possibly do to your finger? Set it the right way. Set it properly. So it grows back in the right place. See, I was just imagine, but all they're going to do is look at it and put it in a

splint.

I mean, I'm being dead serious. Once again, I'm speaking out of my ass. I really don't know, but I would imagine. Yeah, you're speaking out of your ass, stupid. But I would have to imagine that a doctor could look at it and make sure that the pinky is bent the right way or it's baby a splint to splint is a splint

that that's uh that's the message here that's what i'm doing is i'm going full on splint

all right that's what i'm doing how long has it been broken a couple weeks wow it's been a few

weeks yeah and and you can tell it's been a few weeks? Yeah.

You can tell it's broken, right? I mean, it definitely looks like swollen, the one on the right. Yeah, yeah. The one on the left. No, the one I mean like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's definitely more swollen and it doesn't look right. Yeah. Well, if it doesn't, if it's been a couple weeks. Well, now I'm giving in.

Now you're finally giving in to this.

All you're going to go with. Right. Yeah. Well, if it's been a couple weeks. Well, now I'm giving in.

Okay.

Now you're probably giving it to the splint. Oh, you're going to go without the splint. You didn't want to splint. But now because... I don't want to do anything. I just want to be left alone. See, I just... My old thing is you could either do it yourself and it could mess up and it could take three times as long to heal or just go to a doctor and get it done right and get it

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