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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Max's Pee (feat. Ari Shaffir & Bob Kelly)

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir stops by to see a video of Bobby Kelly's son peeing on his front door!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Dan and I'm Jay and actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM

0:06.4

That's right for full episodes of the bonfire go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire for a special offer for our stand-up tour dates

0:13.8

Go to danceorder.com and big J comedy.com

0:18.4

And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarus and dance odor

0:22.0

Good one thing is wrong the red swayed while he don't

0:24.9

I just want a friend and some of his friends is in the house but that's why she ain't afraid of a mouse

0:30.9

Cause she's seeing his dick and it ain't that big but that's why you gotta take a swig and lick it off

0:37.6

Cause my friend Dan don't you don't like me when I hung the mic but that's why you don't have a dime for a girlfriend

0:45.1

She's a real woman from Boston

0:47.4

And that's why Dan gets his full minute. Sorry MC Bobby continue. I'm back with this

0:53.8

Oh my god. I would rather watch my mom sexy dance

0:59.3

Your mom's sexy dance in front of me and that's why me go PPP

1:04.2

Bobby's rap name is gastric sleeve. I gotta stomach that used to be big now a

1:09.6

size of a little three. I take the eat too much easily. The album titles called Big Appetite

1:17.9

Spelling a little tummy Big Appetite spelled in the like the no limit font

1:22.5

I like that. Oh yeah with bling all over it. Yeah I did bling up the font

1:26.4

Dude you know you liked it hated it. I was hated.

1:29.1

Uh, uh, uh, uh, not me. I think I had the movement. No I was friends. No real fun.

1:34.4

I'm gonna come to an end. My name Danny Bay. That's not. Dude you're argument that I'm not being honest.

1:40.3

Yeah. Watch. Start again Bobby. Watch what should I do in the background. You tell

1:44.4

you this isn't me enjoying it. Go Bobby. Stereo shits. I'm on the bonfire.

1:47.7

I haven't done and that's why we all go to the sun. Three, five, two, three life and

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