Welcome, welcome welcome to armchair expert. My name is Maximus Shepard and I'm joined by Maximus Mouse.

We now have a shared name. Well, I thought you were the Boulder.

Oh, yeah. Thank you for bringing that up. Thank you.

You're welcome. Do I regret it? I don't know.

Is that it made it through the edits? Do people know that already?

We said it on an intro once I think, but we haven't really made it regs. Maybe you should

repeat it. Okay so just real quick I'm trying my heart is to start a war with

Duane Johnson the rock. Like a peaceful war. I'm doing it because he is a much

bigger star than me he's physically superior to me so I feel like I'm doing it because he is a much bigger star than me and he's physically superior to me so I feel like I'm punching up you know a little bit and I really like him and I want him to do the show and he has been reluctant to do so so my method. I tag him in these videos I make inside of my really really

really shitty home garage gym that has black mold all over it because his gym is

called Iron Paradise and it's fucking a

Mecca for weightlifting and Black Mold Paradise is also a Mecca.

Sure it's a different kind and I tag him and I have named myself now the boulder.

Because a boulder is much bigger than a rock.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so anyways, that's why I'm the boulder.

So weird, you're reminding me because you hate it, but I appreciate it.

Okay, today's guest is a personal friend of mine and fucking ate it.

I have a riot talking to him.

This was one of the funniest episodes in a while. He has a couple of

fucking show business stories that just had me on the floor. Max Greenfield, I

fucking love him so much. Or buddies, he is an Emmy-nominated actor. He met him on the new girl.

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