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Okay, we're on. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Bitch Fible podcast. Today I wanted to broaden my horizons and my guest repertoire by bringing in animal rights activist Max

Bronner. Thank you for coming to the show. Thank you for having me. So the last time you were on, I was a little nervous because I always get nervous. I'm like, you know what, Jackie, maybe we've gone too far. Sure.

Maybe this is too much. Maybe it's inappropriate for an overprivileged white woman to be saying the word faggot. Yeah, 18 times made me a little nerve. Yo, so but guess what? She's back and better than ever. Not a peep.

Then I got worried about you. Sure. What tell me why protecting you and your livelihood? Because maybe I thought it was in poor taste to bring my friend on and expose the fact that he returned his bum-legged dog after 24 hours.

But no, we're back. Yeah, better than ever. Better than ever. We have risen. Yes. From the ashes is risen.

A celebrated dare I say. Yeah. Yes. Did you get any disgruntled deems? No, one. I got more. I see. Here's the thing. I want to be really honest, especially because I'm on my my baby delivery hiatus right now. We're

pre recording. Hey, to ruin the magic for the kids at home. I'm probably crying myself to sleep right now. I'm holding you. I'm creating. You're I'm actually breastfeeding you.

I was falling. Yeah. I mean, hysterics. I'm regretting everything. We're both bald. That's probably where I am right now. Yeah.

But I want to like just save the truth because if there's one thing we do here, go for it. At the bitch Bible mother fucking podcast is we save the truth. Yeah.

Now sometimes because I'm a psychological monster, I will say things like, oh, no, like here comes the title wave or I'll allude to being reprimanded.

You know, penalized whatever by listeners, people see whatever the truth of the matter is. I say really terrible things. And I don't hear a fucking peep about it.

You know, and I only say that because I don't want people to feel like the social justice from within to be like, now I'm going to tell her what's wrong.

Because they assume that I've already heard it from every angle. Right. Right. But I haven't you haven't that. I think that's like the people that listen to this sick. They're sick. You're all sick. You're all not well. You're all fucked up. What does it say about you?

Literally me or them? No, you me. Yeah, you well, I'm fucked up. I'm beyond beyond beyond. We are damn. Now what did you say about you? The worst like the absolute worst and I

the pariah of the worst. I have been reflecting. Oh, okay. Oh, Jesus. A couple things. So for it. I have. If Jackie cries or she says then she's been reflecting. I'm like, I've

done. Remember the first time you saw me cry and I school. Yeah, you hit a kid with a car. Yeah, I ran over this kid's foot. Honestly, I do it again. I should have reversed. I know. I didn't. It was like I ran it over and then I parked. Yes. And then yeah, but it wasn't intentional. I mean, now it would be intentional. But back then I was just famished. Yeah. And he was like screaming. And I was like, what? And then I put the car in park and I rolled the window down. He's like, you're on my fucking foot. You fucking idiot.

Yeah. And then I was right behind you watching the whole thing with popcorn. You saw the whole thing. That's my best friend. We were in the high school like lunch drop offline or whatever. And then I drove down the street. You were right behind me turning in your neighborhood. Yep. You saw me pull over on the side of the main road. You pulled right behind me. Yep. You came up to the window. And I was just parked. You good?

Tears tears streaming down her face just all right. I think you even got out. I think I gave you a hug. And I was like, okay. And it was like a nice pat like a

uncomfortable. I was so uncomfortable because I couldn't really explain where I was crying. Yeah. I was like, all right. What was that?

When I get so she or I just I was I was like embarrassed that I had ran over his foot. Yeah. But then I was also mad at him for being mad at me.

It was a lot of emotions about running over his foot. I was like, he didn't have to be such an asshole about it. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, well, you did. He did take his toe off. But I also did drive him to lunch. Yeah.

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