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This episode of the useless hotline is sponsored by Student Roost, Where student living isn't just about four walls and a bed,

it's about finding your people. That's right. Honestly, I had some wild times at university.

Oh my gosh. Me too, George. Actually, when I was in my second year house, my landlord at the time

accused me of staining my mattress. And I don't know if you remember this, but this was one of the first things that I...

I do remember this, yeah.

This was one of the first things that I ever posted TikTok's about because I knew that I didn't

stain my mattress.

I had video evidence of the day that I moved in with the stains on and she still battled

me about it for four months, I think it took.

So I logged the whole process on TikTok and eventually I won.

So screw you, old landlord, by the way.

Oh, what about this?

My housemate was a big e-driving fan, driving on the video games.

One day, noticed up in the top right of his room damp all over the

corner oh moldy moldy wall oh no thank you oh he was getting driven up the wall by that oh it

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