Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG!
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline
05:02 The Traitors Experience
10:52 Game Strategies and Relationships
16:57 Reflections on the Traitors Show
25:24 Social Dynamics and Game Strategies
33:49 Celebrity Culture and Family Dynamics
41:35 Privilege and Public Perception
48:40 Upcoming Adventures and Promotions
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| 0:00.0 | I got given a secret task that I had to murder someone as my first act as a traitor in plain sight. |
| 0:05.1 | It's a good, it's a good program, but my initial point will always stand. |
| 0:10.0 | That it should... |
| 0:11.0 | There was like autograph hunters that were sort of in the lobby, apparently let people stay in, like, the hotels that you're in, just on the charts. |
| 0:19.0 | Like, seeing you, like, way outside and stuff. Oh my God, George, we need to talk about what's happened with Brooklyn Beckham. Have you seen that? Yeah. Funky, I have. I thought it was wild. When it first dropped, I was literally like, is this, was this supposed to be a close friend? Like, can he accidentally put it on me? I think the news is the fact that something was said. I don't think the news is the fact that the Beckham name is a brand. Boy says, mum grinds on him and I say, what? That's crazy. What a weird. That is crazy. The fact that it was so flippantly popped in there, like, oh yeah, it's like a brand and it's like, okay, yeah, |
| 0:54.4 | no, we kind of got that. |
| 0:56.2 | Making a pulse that makes the public image look very shaky. |
| 1:00.3 | That is a huge betrayal and something that wouldn't have been taken lightly. |
| 1:05.8 | Hello, everybody. |
| 1:06.5 | My name is Max Belagde. |
| 1:08.9 | And my name is not Max Belagdick because I'm George Clark. |
| 1:12.6 | Welcome to the U.S. Lutzelot. |
| 1:15.6 | Welcome to the U.S.S.S.S.L.L. This is a... |
| 1:19.6 | I've hardly forgotten the start. |
| 1:22.6 | Welcome to the U.S.S.S.S.S.L. |
| 1:24.6 | So we decided to set up our own little business. God, I've only been doing it three years. |
| 1:30.0 | Hey, yes we did. And the useless hotline is a place where we sometimes, but not often help you with your queries. |
| 1:35.9 | No matter how we're disgusting or embarrassing they are. |
| 1:39.0 | But right now, we're not even in the same room because George is tapping his toes around the country. |
| 1:44.0 | Are you in like, are you back, is that like your childhood bedroom? No, this is a hotel room. Oh, I was like, what are all the pictures on the wall? I didn't know where, I was thinking you don't really give me the vibe of someone that puts pictures on the wall. Oh no, they're actually, no, this is, those are mine. |
| 2:01.7 | I just like to make the place feel friendly. |
| 2:03.9 | Oh, that's so nice. |
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