What?

He's crooked!

Every podcast, y'all are like,

oh, look at him, he's bent like this, and he's so crooked like this.

And I have to fall asleep on a mattress every night.

Are you both in the queue for tickets?

Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.

I'm ready to someone who ever gets through first.

I mean to, found a good spot for phone signal.

I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.

Oh, hold on.

Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.

Money never felt like Monzo.

Download your new favorite bank.

UK residents T's and C's apply.

In the same way because I can't sleep.

And y'all don't act like it's serious at all. then y'all like go get the surgery you can be straight you don't understand like if my back is straight like I can't live life like I do right now I can't do backflips anymore. I can't do anything.

What's up guys? Welcome back to another episode with

CJ and his gang. What's up gang? How y'all doing?

We're not a gang.

Can you tell me what that stands for?

C.J. in his gang?

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