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The Blindboy Podcast

Maura

The Blindboy Podcast

Blindboyboatclub

Arts, Philosophy, Art, Fiction, Factual, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.97.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Relaxing Podcast. I read my new short story "Maura"

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0:00.0

I see you coveting the last Garabaldi, hungry as a church. Welcome to the Blaine Bowie Podcast.

0:10.0

What's the crack? How are you all getting on? I hope you've all been having an event for

0:17.8

a week, a peaceful week. I've had as you know from last week, I was severely sleep deprived.

0:28.3

I've since gotten plenty of sleep and I even managed to find some time to have some fun

0:36.2

at the weekend. I went out to Pharmacia in Limerick, which I mentioned many a time on this

0:43.7

podcast. It's my favourite bar in Limerick because there's a new cocktail menu, right?

0:49.6

And I haven't been out for cocktails in a while. So I was mad to get into this new fucking

0:55.3

cocktail menu and I think I might have found a new favourite fucking cocktail. There's

1:02.5

a cocktail called a whiskey sour, right? Now I've had whiskey soures before, but they're

1:08.9

grinded. However, a whiskey sour, it's like whiskey and fresh lemon juice with a bit

1:17.9

of sugar, but it has egg white in it, right? Raw egg white because it's kind of frothy

1:24.3

and the whole point of a whiskey sour is that it tastes frothy, right? But in Pharmacia,

1:30.8

they have this new drink called a vegan sour, which uses not egg white, but fucking chickpea

1:37.9

juice. And it is a million times nicer than a regular whiskey sour. And I'm going to

1:45.1

learn how to fucking make them myself. And not only it has, it has, it has that protein

1:50.7

taste that you get off chickpeas and the drink itself, it's like, it settles like a

1:57.9

pint of Guinness. So I had several whiskey soures and then I haven't finished that. And

2:05.0

all the boys come out and had some crack. I found myself at about four in the morning.

2:14.2

And Galavantin are in the Limerick City centre when it was empty. And then I, a grown man,

2:21.0

decided that I would try and impress some other grown men by pulling my pants around

2:27.7

my ankles and pretending to take a shit in the middle of the road. And yeah, that's

2:35.8

what I was at. And it worked. It really worked. It's like afterwards they said to me,

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