We were just sitting around the table, just the four of us as a family, after dinner or something.

And I don't know how we got onto it, but we started brainstorming names for sex moves.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, you've heard of the Rusty Trombone, all that.

And I don't, I cannot for the life of me remember how it came up.

The kids were at 13 and 11 at the time.

I think that Lincoln had caught wind of a Cleveland steamer.

We've all caught wind of a Cleveland steamer.

Yeah.

No topic is taboo in our house.

So I answer every question, you know, head on truthfully.

So we were just having a laugh.

Like how ridiculous some of these things are.

So then we just started coming up with names for sex moves.

So I have a list of names that both Lincoln, who was 13

of the time, and Jackson, who was 11 at the time, just were coming up with off the top of their

head. No descriptions, like no actual thought of what the act would be. Oh, what it would be. Yeah.

Let's hear the list. So here's a list. I'll start with Lincoln, 13 years old.

The Venus thigh slap.

Okay, that's good. That's great. I'm in. I'm already in.