Matty Chymbor

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Craig and Matt talk about working out, hanging out at the Comedy Store, and Connecticut. Follow Matty - https://www.instagram.com/mattychymbor/ Check out the updated tiers on Patreon! Get bonus content/merch and submit questions and topics for the podcast - https://www.patreon.com/craigconant/ Shout out to our sponsors! El Sativo Tequila - http://www.elsativo.com/ Sticker Supreme - https://www.instagram.com/stickersupreme/ Comedy Showcase App - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour dates and merch, check out http://CraigConant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is dead.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. It's Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:29.2	Oh, did I get B-O on my new hoodie?
0:30.8	Are you rolling?
0:31.1	Yeah.
0:31.8	Good.
0:32.5	Keep that in.
0:34.3	I went in the gym.
0:35.3	I didn't have time to shower.
0:36.1	I was a busy guy.
0:38.9	I wore my new hoodie, the promoter, and I got B-O-O- on it. God damn it. I didn't have time to shower. I was a busy guy. I wore my new hoodie to promote it and I got B.O. on it.
0:40.3	God damn it.
0:41.7	I don't like to wash hoodies.
0:43.8	I like to wear them for six months and then I wash them.
0:45.6	Fuck for a breeze.
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