Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.4 | No gloss, no filter. |
| 0:07.4 | Just stories. |
| 0:09.1 | Spoken without fear. |
| 0:10.9 | Person who is not generous can not be an artist. |
| 0:13.8 | The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. |
| 0:18.4 | Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw show, |
| 0:21.2 | and the I Heart Radio app, |
| 0:22.9 | Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:24.2 | or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:27.6 | Come for the honesty. |
| 0:29.2 | Stay for the fire. |
| 0:35.0 | Also, private detective, |
| 0:43.8 | do you think people still use disguises oh you think the private detectives are using disguises i that i think yeah i i i hope that the way that you asked that really took the wind out of myself |
| 0:51.4 | yeah i don't think private detectives are like masters of disguise. |
| 0:56.4 | I think they're like people in shitty leather jackets who like just sit really far away from the person. |
| 1:04.0 | Damn, shitty leather jackets is tough. |
| 1:06.8 | If my private detective goes to Wilson. |
| 1:10.8 | I think these are real Burlington conversations. If my, my private detective goes to Wilson. |
| 1:16.2 | I think these are real Burlington Coat Factory jackets. |
| 1:16.7 | No! |
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