Hello, my name is Matthew Reese and I feel equal parts confused and terrified about being

Conan O'Brien's friend.

The confusion would be, why am I even here?

To be perfectly honest.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend and I do, I do need a friend.

Sometimes I make a friend and then I quickly lose them and that's on me.

I'm told I'm alienating and clingy, but that's not the important thing.

That's from my father.

I'm here as always with Matt Gourley and Sonoma Sessian and guys, I have some exciting news for you,

which is that recently I was in New York City and I started to hear a lot of, there was talk

of Jerubles. Let me just update anybody for a long time, Catacai was the catchphrase and I would

get Catacai's wherever I went and that's people's way of letting me know that they listened to the

podcast, which was kind of fun. Then not too long ago I was telling a story about when Mickey

Rooney was on the show many, many, many years ago and he was trying to invoke, come up with the name

Richard Gear, but he couldn't think of his name and he said, who is he? Who is he? You know

that guy, that actor and Andy and I are both trying to help him and he said, well tell us something

about him and Mickey Rooney said, there was talk of Jerubles and Andy and I both explode laughing

and laugh for solid 40 minutes. It was one of the most absurd moments of my life, which is really

saying something, there was talk of Jerubles. Anyway, we were talking about that and then that we

decided that should be the new Catacai and I'm very impressed because I'm getting a lot of

there was talk of Jerubles and I even had one person walk up behind me in a restaurant and practically

whisper in my ear, there was talk of Jerubles. I thought you were going to say something else

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