Matthew Perry has Friends, Lovers, and a Big Terrible Thing

Celebrity Memoir Book Club

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Arts, Books, Comedy, News, Entertainment News

4.6 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Could Matthew Perry BE any more vulnerable in his ultra-anticipated memoir? I’ll let you decide. Not only was Matthew Perry the star of a show that defined a generation, he also slept with a lot of women and those are two things he really loves to talk about so buckle up.

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0:00.0	I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.
0:23.7	Claire, what is Celebrity Memoir Book Club?
0:26.4	Just two chatty broads chatting their little mouth out talking out their butt holes, saying
0:31.4	what they think and thinking what they say.
0:33.4	Shattering our little faces off into their teeth fall out like Matthew Perry's.
0:37.7	That's so true, your guys are going to have to hear that joke.
0:39.7	We do it all to protect your teeth.
0:41.8	Yes, because we are the enamel and our thoughts are the cavities that are caused by enamel.
0:46.9	Yeah, anyway, if you guys love it, please leave us a FISA review.
0:50.9	Ashley thinks all of our FISA reviewers.
0:52.5	I think we're going to have to do an international audition soon.
0:54.4	We're going to have to do a mega read where we start doing it by continent.
0:57.1	Then if you don't like it, as always, floss yourself out.
1:00.9	We'll catch you on the flip flop.
1:02.6	Before we even get into this episode, I have a call to action for my little whirmeas.
1:05.9	As you guys know, we are huge marathon fans this weekend in the marathon.
1:11.0	If you are a wormy running the New York City marathon, I'm going to put a question box
1:14.8	on our Instagram so you can submit your bib numbers, but you need to send us your bib
1:18.2	numbers so we can scream at your heads when you run by.
1:21.4	I will track you. We love it. I guess I'm going to dox my own ass.
1:25.4	We'll be on the A-FIN bedfurt. We're the A-FIN bedfurt.
1:28.9	Please don't murder me.
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