Listener, what are you doing? Are you driving? Are you walking? Are you jogging? Are you

banging around in a subway looking at weird people and now you're listening to a weird

person? Well, guess what? I'm sitting alone. I've got headphones on and you know, we're

just in this weird space together while we're waiting for Sean and Will to get their

crap together and grab a microphone. Until then, I'm going to play a little music for

you and a little robot music. All right? Here we go. Welcome to Smartless.

Will you're back home? Well, you're back home. I'm back home. I'm feeling really good

about it. You don't sound good. You sound a little bored and tired and not into the

sash today. This we're having a sash. We're having a pod sash. Okay. Listener, singular

by this point. Thank you for your support, listener, by the way. Yeah, we really appreciate

this. I love you. This one. This boat float. Yeah. Jason dropped sash on the on the group

chat. The group text. No, sashy. And then sashy and then he went sashy and then he said

it's super fun. It's a short and fun for a session. And we all know it. We all know

sash. But of course, he's the bit is the bit is that nobody's ever used sash or sashy.

My little sash has been used, but I'm I'm think I'm first probably on earth with sashy.

Yeah. So you might be are we going to are we talking about a new sweatshirt? You don't

get a smart list with sashy. The stupid get a new sashy. Join the sashy. That's a good

idea. Stupid is short. I have that I forget who gave it to me, but I will not stop it is

preesh. Oh, preesh. I won't stop me either. I love preesh. It is prettiest. Do she

like appreciate it? Yeah. Yeah. Short for appreciate it. So somebody does something

you go, ah, preesh dog. Oh, God. So you used to get so mad at me for shortening words.

Oh, it just because I just I love typing it to preesh. Because I will put the little

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