Previously on Thomas in the Bible, Jesus comes across a fig tree with no fruit on it,

so of course, as any rational person would do, he curses it.

Jesus then tells some parables that don't make much sense, including one where

someone gets thrown into outer darkness for not wearing the appropriate attire to a wedding.

People question him whether they would get to have their brothers' wives in the afterlife.

And Jesus tells them that they don't know the rules and that they would be age-ended angels.

Then he flips over the tables in the temple for people selling stuff for too much money.

The Thomas'em account of three.

All right.

Thanks Harley for that intro.

Good stuff.

So, yeah, Thomas in the Bible.

Hello.

I'm the Bible. Um, hmm, anything to say.

Not really. Mainly just, I can't believe I'm doing this stuff, pretty much. And yet here we are.

Here is you and here is I. Okay, Matthew 24. And Jesus went out and departed from the temple,

and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple. And Jesus said unto them,

See, not all these things. Verily, I say unto you, there shall not be left here, one stone upon another that shall not be thrown down. And he sat upon the Mount of Olives. The disciples came unto him privately saying, tell us, when shall these things be? And what shall be the sign of thy coming and the end of the world?

And Jesus answered and said unto them, take heed that no man deceive you, for many shall come in my name saying, I am Christ, and shall deceive many. And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars and see that ye be not troubled, for all

these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For nation shall rise against nation,

and kingdom against kingdom, and there shall be famines, pestilence, and earthquakes in diversed places. All these are the beginning of sorrows.

Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted and shall kill you, and you shall be hated of all

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