Matteo Lane!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Kippy and Foley are joined by Matteo Lane! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ MVMT: https://www.MVMT.com/Garbage Rocket Money: rocketmoney.com/garbage Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Aura Frames: https://auraframes.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans

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0:00.0	Attention attention New York City New York the big apple baby. Are you garbage live?
0:06.6	It's coming to the grammar see theater February 4th baby. You're not gonna want to miss it
0:11.2	It's gonna be our biggest show yet army of garbage unite baby Long Island new Jersey Brooklyn quains
0:18.8	Connecticut Staten lie in Alaska. I don't care
0:22.3	Tickets go on sale December 7th. You need the early access code garbage to get them before the general public use code garbage
0:30.1	December 7th. Get your tickets. Let's go baby. Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage?
0:37.6	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:46.3	Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley
0:51.1	Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is our you garbage
0:57.9	Mm-hmm. So at little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that the girl to be classy
1:02.4	They're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day
1:07.4	We're down here at AntoD's basement. She's upstairs saying a couple are fathers. Okay accidentally aided a vegan restaurant last night
1:14.4	Now she thinks she's going to hell
1:16.4	Right co-host is coming at you right next to me. He is the CEO of are you garbage? She is an international business man
1:22.6	He's the principal Avenue, but always the king of the boardwalk baby give it up for my best pal KJ Kevin James Ryan
1:29.2	Hey gang. Thanks for tuning in as always. Please make sure you're right. You subscribe when I tune full video
1:33.6	Valmo YouTube as you know those numbers are
1:36.0	Cooking and then obviously the greatest website of all time W. W. W. Patriot dot com slash are you garbage?
1:42.4	Let's go. Let's talk about turkey gang check it out. It's a good time over there
1:46.2	Oh, it's one of the dollar bills hit the road having a nice quick shout out to our producer
1:50.0	Extraordinary the magic man makes us all look good works to ones and twos crosses the T's dots the eyes
1:56.2	Give it a pretty boned McMuffin. It's to be McMuffin everybody. What's up, dude? Hey, T-Val?
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