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Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino

Matteo Lane

Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino & Wave

Comedy

4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We got a real treat for you this week. Santino sits down with his pal the hilarious Matteo Lane! We take a tour through his grandma's house, they talk about their trip to Paris's fashion week for Kid Super, and so much more. There's alot of gold rings in this one. You'll find out why! Matteo has a new special called "Hair Plugs & Heartache" that's out now on YouTube! It's a must watch!! #matteolane #whiskeyginger #podcast #andrewsantino ============================================= SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SQUARESPACE Get that site up and running now! 10% off your order https://squarespace.com/whiskey BETTER HELP Get the help you need from a licensed professional 10% off your first month https://betterhelp.com/whiskey AURA FREE 14 DAY TRIAL https://aura.com/whiskey ========================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast/ https://twitter.com/whiskeyginger_ Produced and edited by Joe Faria IG: @itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What up, Whiskey Ginger fans.

0:02.2

Welcome back to the show.

0:03.0

It's your first time joining the show.

0:03.9

Welcome to the show.

0:05.1

We got a good one for you today.

0:08.1

Like my man, Steve Harvey Dunstay, it's Mateo Lane.

0:11.0

Mateo Lane, Mateo.

0:14.3

The multilingual, multifaceted, multi-talented,

0:18.8

comedian and good friend in mine,

0:20.6

Mateo Lane has a special out right now called Hair Plugs and Heartache. It's available on YouTube. The link is in the description below. Go to YouTube and watch Mateo Lane's hair plugs and heartache. He's so funny, so intelligent, so quick, so sweet, so character-driven, so animated. He's a beautiful, beautiful man, so please watch Mateo Lane.

0:40.8

It's enough rambling for me at this point.

0:43.5

You know, let's go to the episode.

0:46.1

In here, we pour whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk.

0:51.6

You were that creature in the ginger beard.

0:53.9

Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Ginger's a fugitive. You only $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. Ginger's, oh, hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger.

1:12.0

I guess today is one of my favorite people on what I say they're from. I guess what I mean to once again today, it's Mateo Lane. Hi, how are you? Thanks for having me. The way I say that, Mattio Lane. I just crashed your other... How fun was that? You crash bad friends and now you come back and do this. we had it set up this way and Bert was really, really wasted.

1:27.3

So Mateo came in sleeveless like he is, showing off the... And Bert immediately was like, Mateo, get out of there. Dude, funny drunk. I was just going to say hi. And then, you know, Bert, of course, Burb being Burr is like, come sit down. Now, we wanted you in there. Have a beer, have a beer, and I'm like, I'm not having it. It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Once are the earliest you drink?

1:48.1

I don't I barely drink I mean I know if and if I the earliest I know 7 p.m. because I'll be in bed by 8 Really I'm not like you can't last you can't get you can't did you ever were you ever someone like a party? Oh my god my early 20s. Yeah every weekend

2:01.4

I was wasted did you ever go skiing? I've never skied my life. Oh, coke no. Oh, come on

2:07.7

cheese I'm I'm like wow we're going to skiing here no no I've never done cocaine I've never done

2:12.9

any drug besides Molly once and I had a great time when I did Molly well I've done a lot of drugs I just

2:17.1

never did uh I never went nose skiing.

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