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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Matteo Lane Returns!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.94.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Matteo Lane. You know Matteo Lane from Stand Up Comedy, the Flagrant podcast w/ Andrew Schulz, We Might Be Drunk podcast, Matteo Lane Makes, Whiskey Ginger, and his special "Hair Plugs and Heartache"! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Come to a live show! Through the Roof Tour Tickets: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Blue Chew: https://bluechew.com/ Promo Code: Garbage CoPilot: https://mycopilot.com/garbage Ladder Life: https://www.LadderLife.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Gang, we got a hot new merch shop over there at r u garbage.com.

0:03.5

We got a fresh crop at these just in time for the spring.

0:06.4

Yeah, plus we got Antutty hats, we got some of the classics from before coming back,

0:10.4

r u garbage.com. Get a wider hot.

0:13.0

Yeah.

0:14.0

Welcome to another exciting edition of

0:17.0

Are You Garbage,

0:20.0

the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:28.0

Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley.

0:33.0

Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

0:37.7

This is R You Garbage.

0:39.0

It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find it at the group to be classy.

0:43.3

They're just a big old piece of trash.

0:45.8

Trash, trash, trash.

0:46.8

I'm your host, Stacey's Foley coming at you on a beautiful day.

0:49.0

We're out back here at Tooties in the new edition.

0:51.2

She's upstairs.

0:52.4

She had a big intermular

0:54.0

basketball game last night okay 36 points 12 rebounds 18 assist two technicals

0:59.0

unfortunately yeah she kept trying to play with her shirt off. Okay. What are you going to do?

1:03.0

My coach is coming at you from right next to me.

1:05.0

That feels like a waste of eight hours.

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