Matteo Lane Isn’t Gay Enough For Netflix & Italians Are The Best Whites

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Whats up people, we the the very funny and very handsome Matteo Lane in the studio today. We go over Matteo's new boyfriend, why he wasn't gay enough for Netflix, and why Italians are The BEST Whites TIMECODES 00:00 INTRO 10:21 Matteo’s friend is unimpressed by EVERYTHING 20:39 Upper East was boring + gay bashing? 29:43 Barbara Walters Beauty questions + New Money, New Fact 38:12 Gay Lingo that women will steal + Drag culture 49:35 The Special cost a LOT + incredible growth 56:05 Calling Nick + starting a podcast 01:04:59 Tyra Banks + Kodak OnlyFans collab + Rabies Memes 01:09:40 Trying to sit next to Tyra Banks 01:10:41 Friendship with Chelsea Handler + loving Seinfeld 01:12:21 Impact of Kathy Griffin + Joan Rivers 01:20:15 Italians are WEIRD + French intolerance 01:24:08 Matteo’s defends Trump on one thing… 01:25:05 Italians are particular + European racism 01:31:41 Kobe Bryant + “Growing up Italian” 01:33:02 understanding Italian dialects + stereotypes 01:44:45 New special + Touring + First class

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	What is the big purchase?
0:01.0	It's my special, actually.
0:02.4	When I put my special fund on YouTube,
0:03.7	like I paid all this money, I'm like,
0:05.4	how many hairplugs?
0:06.4	I mean, 1,700 graphs.
0:08.3	I wanted to call it Matteo Lane Netflix said no.
0:10.4	Mike Cannon actually said to me, he's like,
0:11.6	it's beneath you.
0:12.4	So many people say, well, soon Netflix,
0:14.5	when is Netflix coming?
0:15.4	You're gonna get Netflix Netflix?
0:16.6	And I was like, they said I wasn't right for their channel.
0:19.5	They think that queer people can only communicate
0:21.6	through our trauma.
0:22.4	Yes, that's an important part of where we come from
0:24.6	and are paying and growing from that.
0:26.0	They want to hear the story about how your dad hated you.
0:28.4	They don't want to hear the story about like your family
0:29.9	supports you.
0:30.7	They want to hear me talk about my hairplugs.
0:32.2	They want to hear another thing get blocked.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.