I have a cold for like five straight days now I've had a cold for like five straight days now I've had a cold

I'm super sorry because that means you get to hear my weird mouth and sinus noises but here we are trying real hard anyway you

know what I'm just gonna let I'm gonna let you in on a secret

about how things work around here. I did not write that in advance. I literally I

was able to just compose that right now.

I just sat down, I turned on the mic,

I thought about what was going on in my life,

and then just boom, that masterpiece.

No, serious, I'm sorry though that I have a cold.

One of the disappointing features of this whole thing

is you just get whatever version of me you get on a given day

because we do this every day and sometimes I feel great and sometimes I don't it's been a bad run

but I got a question for you if I were to say to you let's get together tomorrow

morning what time if we didn't clarify any further what time would you imagine in your

brain that to be? Now go ahead, let you have somebody there, just like everybody threw

out your guess. Let's do it at the same time so you don't inform each other. One, two, three. What does that mean to you? Okay, go?

Some of you are probably like, I don't know if you're getting together with somebody. That's got to be like

mid-morning, 1030, like a little before all of the fast food

restaurants flipped to lunch, that would still be morning. Surely others of you are

like, well that means you get up and you get some coffee at the diner in the

cafe, it's like 630, it's before you up and you get some coffee at the diner in the cafe.

And it's like 6.30.

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