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The Ten Minute Bible Hour Podcast

MATT578 - Don't Get Into the Free Candy Van No Matter How Much That Guy Says Your Mom Told Him to Pick You Up

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Matt Whitman

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🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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MATTHEW 24:22-25 On this podcast we pick books of the Bible and work through them from beginning to end, bit by bit every day. This show exists because of listener support. If you'd like to consider supporting, you can learn more at thetmbh.com/support or check out the Patreon support page at patreon.com/thetmbhpodcast Thanks to everyone who supports TMBH You're the reason we can all do this together! Discuss the episode here Music written and performed by Jeff Foote.

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0:00.0

Do you guys remember those safety speeches you got if you grew up in the 80s or 90s or hang I don't know what happened in the 70s

0:14.2

but maybe it was in the 70s too where you'd have a school assembly and somebody would

0:18.5

come in and they'd be really nice their eyebrows would go up in the middle and they'd be like

0:22.7

all right kids you can trust me and here's some things you got to look out for and

0:26.0

you remember them telling you about the candy van? I assume that's where the

0:29.7

meme came from but they'd be like some people like they've been trying to lure the kids

0:33.0

into vans with candy and then those kids get taken away so like you know look

0:37.8

up for strangers, stranger danger, they point yell about thing and there were

0:41.8

always instructions about like if somebody

0:43.7

pulls up and they're in a van with tinted windows and they got candy in there and

0:47.4

you're like I'm supposed to be waiting for my mom and they're like oh your

0:50.0

mom told me to come get you. Like don't do it only if you really literally hear from your mom

0:55.1

should get in there. I remember all of that stuff. I still think about it to this day. Apparently it got

0:59.7

through the armor for me. I feel like we're running into a similar situation in

1:03.4

Matthew chapter 24 with the way this outline is unfolding in this all of that

1:07.9

discourse about how time is going to unfold. The disciples, understandably, they just want

1:12.0

to know what the deal is.

1:13.0

Jesus is telling him he's going to die and he's going to be brought back to life and that they're going to be on their own.

1:19.0

They have all this responsibility.

1:20.0

And it does feel like they're a little bit on broken glass kind of tiptoeing around because they don't want to ask stupid questions, but at the same time, like that's kind of a lot.

1:29.0

So the whole future, the kingdom, the whole enterprise is going to be on our shoulders and I don't know if you've noticed but we're idiots

1:37.0

so if you could just give us a few more details that'd be really helpful and understandably some of the details

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