MATT568 - You're Going to Pass the Red Barn, Carhenge and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels
The Ten Minute Bible Hour Podcast
Matt Whitman
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are any of you old enough to have talked to someone who was alive back when our ancestors |
| 0:09.5 | used to give each other something they called directions. |
| 0:14.3 | There was a time when people didn't have black robots |
| 0:17.3 | that they kept in their phone that would tell them where to go |
| 0:19.6 | and black robots to know where everybody is |
| 0:22.2 | within a meter at any given time, |
| 0:23.6 | which I can't think of any potential problem ever with that. |
| 0:26.4 | So it makes sense that we completely went away from this old notion of directions. |
| 0:30.3 | But back in the day, apparently in simpler times with simpler people folks would be like, |
| 0:35.3 | hey I want to go to a place, but I don't know where that is. Could you tell me how to get there? |
| 0:39.2 | And then another person who did know how to get there would be like yeah first you go to the thing |
| 0:43.7 | and the other thing and then you look for this landmark and then you turn this way |
| 0:47.3 | and then you go to this thing but don't do that go to this other way instead and |
| 0:51.3 | then there you'll be to the thing and everybody's like oh thanks and then I'm told apparently it generally worked |
| 0:57.8 | well when our ancestors used to give these directions it seems to me that they would come in two parts. |
| 1:04.6 | There is the general don't get distracted by this stuff part, and then there was the more |
| 1:09.6 | specific, really be on the lookout here this really important detailed turn parts. |
| 1:15.7 | So that don't get distracted part would be like, all right, |
| 1:18.1 | well everybody knows the main highways. |
| 1:19.9 | You just get on the main highway, and as you're going along that you're going to go past the big red barn on the right. |
| 1:27.0 | Don't turn in there. |
| 1:28.0 | Then on the left you're going to see the stack of cars that look like Stonehenge, don't go in there. |
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