The two most important cinematic achievements of the 1990s were Schindler's list and mystery

men starring Ben Stiller.

There's one scene in particular where Ben Stiller's Mr. Furious is angry with his incompetent

pseudo superhero teammates, then he's yelling at them for not taking things seriously

enough.

Then as they go out the door, he's like, I thought you guys were like, this superhero

and that superhero.

Not really.

Actually, you're lazy boy and they're like walking away and he's trying to think how

to finish the insult and then as they leave, he's like, then the recliner and he just

thought of it just a tiny bit too late.

Lazy boy in the recliner, which actually is, let's be honest here, it's a pretty good

insult.

It's just a pretty good insult, a teeny tiny bit too late.

And how many times have we all been there?

Am I right?

You know exactly the thing you should have said and the only way you get to live out the

like a thesis of having actually said it is to tell other people about the exchange where

the other person was a complete nincompoop and you actually even this version of storytelling

reality did say the brilliant thing that you thought of, but only shouted at the door

after the person was already gone after it would have totally worked.

You just leave out that little chronological detail and you get to see them awesome.

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