The Nothing about Transformers

Transformers the movie.

And I do not mean the stupid Michael Bay movie with giant clumps of

indiscriminate metal banging against each other in ways that are confusing

and impossible to sort through.

I'm in the animated Transformers the movie that had

Leonard Nimoy and Robert Stack and the real voice of Optimus Prime

was that guy's name Peter Cullen?

I think that's right.

Now, maybe that's one of the vampires from Twilight.

I don't remember for sure, but it had an amazing soaring 80s anthem

soundtrack the Stan Bush is the guy who did that I still like those songs and it was so

pumped to see this in theaters because my second dad is the leader of the

Autobots.

Optimus Prime and he's wise and he's caring and he's strong and he always knows what to do and he gives great advice and he cares for the little tiny miniature adorable

good guy Transformers the Autobots like bumblebee and stuff and that's kind of who I related to and so he's was fun to see Prime kick-but.

Except then some Autobot I've never even heard of, Hot Rod,

jumps in and interferes in a fight, and the bad guy, Megatron,

kills Optimus Prime. Like straight up kills Optimus Prime.

And it was gut-wrenching for me.

He turned all gray and his head turns to the side I openly wept in the theater and the movie goes

along and now the Autobots the good guys they're rudderless they have no

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