My first date with my now wife was sort of an accident. I mean it wasn't an accident

that I didn't want to go on a date with her. I liked her a lot. It was just, you know, tough not to crack.

She wasn't showing a ton of interest, but all of our friends mutually thought it would be a good idea if we were together.

So they conspired one night to all go to the second run movie theater

in Highland Park, Illinois where you can go to a movie for a buck 25 or whatever. It was real close to our college.

And it was kind of a tradition that we were all into so it didn't seem weird or

like some grand conspiracy here but one at a time as we got over to the theater people

dropped out and then finally at the front door of the theater the last couple of participants dropped out like oh

we got some of the things we have to do we're gonna skip it you guys can go if you

want and I was like I think I see what you're doing and I really really like you

for it so I was so interested in the girl. I didn't even look at what the movie was whatever. I mean there's only one movie. You just go to whatever's there and you hope it's good. It's cheap, right? So we go in and I see on the way in awe, it's got Demi Moore in it. Oh, I know who that is.

And the movie we went to is called Disclosure.

And if you've ever seen it, you know that that was probably a really uncomfortable

experience for two pastors kids from conservative homes who weren't even

admitting that they liked each other yet or were on a date because it's a corporate legal

thriller about sexual harassment and boy do you get a good look at that

sexual harassment in action so you know just how bad it was?

Well I thought maybe I should leave some I'm like 18 and it seems like this is

naughty but then the other part of me was like but also I'm on a date with the girl that I like so we just

rode the thing out now it's a really great laugh but what would have been nice is if

somebody had taken the time as they were coming up with this conspiracy to disclose what

disclosure was about because disclosing is a really nice thing to do for people.

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