Let the record show that I did not want a dog. That was Camilla's idea. I was against it from the beginning. She started looking at pictures, laying in bed.

She'd be like, look at this dog. How cute it is. Look at these puppies. Look at this kind.

And I was like, I don't care what kind of dog you show me. There's no kind of dog. I'm going to one. I don't want a dog. We had a dog. show me there's no kind of dog I'm going to one I don't want a dog we had a

dog and she was awful I loved her but she was awful and she broke my heart we had a

Siberian husky and her name was timber and I loved her but she did not love me back and she did not

understand that she needed to do the things that I said so anytime she could

stick her nose in the door and weasel her way out she was just run like

literally for dozens of miles and we would get calls from farmers of this

husky was harassing their cattle like a county away it was insane so I didn't

want another dog because it had an experience with a dog who didn't

understand that I was the master of the house and the dog wasn't the master of the house.

Well ultimately I agree to get a dog because I'm weak and the dog that we decide to

get is a Pomsky.

Have you heard of these?

A Pomsky is half Pomeranian and half husky.

And the way they make these is that there's a team of scientists

and they put on lab coats and those blue blue stretchy gloves and then one of them I guess just grabs the husky and one of them grabs the Pomeranian and then they just I don't know move them around and stuff until you get puppies and then the kind of

puppy that you're supposed to get is a perpetual husky puppy it's got the little

blue eyes and the downy tufts of fur around its ears except instead of being an idiot

it's really loyal and smart and instead of being big it's really little so that even

if it is an idiot it can't run 50 miles because you're faster than it then that's not what we got we

found a Pomski that another family paid a lot of money to have the people in the

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