I invented a game that this is nonsense but literally, I think the only two times we played this were for Friends Bachelor parties.

And the game has no name, but here's what we did. I got one of those old VHS8 or VHSC video recorders, these little camcorder things, and back in the

day those things had really slick night vision. I mean it made you look all like demonic and

creepy stuff. It was awesome night vision. And then what I did is I found this room, and we played at this church I used to work at in Nebraska, we found this room with no windows, no nothing. It opened to a hall with no windows and so we could I mean 100% kill the light

but somehow and I don't know how night vision works because I'm not a scientist,

we could use this camera and you could see what was going on. So we would play this game

where we would fill this little like, I don't know, 12 by 12 room with a whole bunch of like couch cushions and dodge balls and other things you could hit people with that wouldn't hurt them that much.

And then we would turn the camera on and the game was well let's just see what happens and of course what happened was

we just beat on each other mercilessly but you have no idea where anybody is you just kind of wait for someone to make a noise or for something to happen,

and then just crush them. And then the fun of it is, you play for like an hour and everybody's just like sweaty and bruised and then you go,

and we would set up this great big TV and like get pizza and we sit there and when you watch the whole video of everybody beating each other senseless.

I seriously just take two and a half minutes to tell you that.

You know what? No regrets. I'm proud of that story.

And the craziest thing in there is, I remember one time,

things got, like somebody got hurt or something was weird for a minute,

oh yeah, it was my buddy, his shoulder came out of its socket and it was dangling there.

I saw that on camera, it's horrifying.

And nobody could find any lights because we banned all that stuff, but one person had a watch

with a light on it and they pushed the button

boom and the whole room just lit up and we were able to you know find our friend and

had a little trick for how to reset that shoulder and in that situation the whole light thing was a favor to everybody

because you introduce light into this very dark place and then you have the

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