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Matt Walsh Tries to Laugh at Saturday Night Live! (WARNING: 98% Will Fail)

The Matt Walsh Show

The Matt Walsh Show

News, News Commentary

4.727.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

There have been more funny moments in, like, death row execution chambers over the last 20 years than in SNL skits.

0:08.5

For our next edition of Try To Laugh, we are going to try to harpoon the great white whale.

0:18.4

This is the moby dick of unfunny woke garbage. We've tried and failed to laugh at jokes told by feminist comedians.

0:26.4

Many times, but this is a little bit different. This, I think, is a greater challenge. This time, we're going to try to laugh at Saturday Night Live.

0:33.6

The modern current version of it.

0:35.8

What I have to say right now would be a little cringe.

0:37.6

Now, as you know, SNL has not been funny for about 20 years, and that's probably being generous.

0:43.6

Samantha B has told more funny jokes in the last two decades than SNL has.

0:48.1

Now, they're landing on my face now.

0:50.0

That might be going a little too far. Put it this way.

0:51.7

There have been more funny moments in, like, death row execution chambers over the last 20 years than in SNL skits.

1:01.2

First time.

1:03.2

I have no idea how it manages to stay on the air, except that it comes on at night and everyone's either asleep or drunk when it comes on late on a Saturday night.

1:10.9

Boring, boring. So, I think maybe no one's noticed how bad it's gotten. It's allowed to just linger on, lifeless, half dead, dried up, shriveled, confused.

1:22.8

There's an obvious Joe Biden joke here, but I'm trying to think of another analogy.

1:26.3

Sure, it has never depression.

1:28.0

I can't so. Yeah, like Joe Biden.

1:29.9

We're going to look at the most recent season, which is now mercifully over.

1:33.9

We'll check some of the skits to see if we can find something any worthy of even a modest chuckle.

1:38.8

That's where I'm setting a bar. Not even laugh. It's like, this is a try to chuckle thing.

1:42.9

We'll start with this. Skit titled No More Masks.

1:46.6

And now, a message from Dr. Anthony Fauci.

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