And no, being bisexual is not a superpower.

What's your superpower? Oh, I can fly.

And you, what's your superpower?

I can ride dolphins and I have a magical trident.

And you, what's yours?

I can have sex with different people.

So I've been putting this off for a long time.

Months ago, I began my quest to find a funny feminist comedian.

Well, not even a funny feminist comedian, actually,

because the bar is lower than that.

They don't need to be funny all the time,

or even most of the time.

I just need to find a feminist comedian who can make me laugh one time.

I want just one laugh.

That's all I'm asking for.

I don't even need them to be funny twice, just one time.

And so far, I've come up empty.

So I tried to laugh at Samantha B.

Instead, I nearly died of boredom.

I tried to laugh at Hannah Gadzby.

Instead, I was depressed for three days afterwards.

I tried to laugh at Chelsea Handler.

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