Welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improper Humans, not Lance

Armstrong, who's a cheater, and so filled with bullshit, he's not even a human anymore.

I don't know what's inside running through his veins.

Come on Lance, give it up, tell the truth, you'll feel better.

That's where the cancer comes from, is the lying, am I right?

Today, three other humans and myself be improvising off your suggestions given to me,

Matt Besser, your suggestion and other sources will inspire stories, conversations,

and ultimately, funny stuff.

Best Improvisor in the University here, Seth Morris.

Welcome back to the show.

Hi everybody.

From Go On, I've been enjoying the show.

Thank you very much.

I really happened.

That was one of the few, I think I was even telling Brian that the other day,

that was one of the few shows that I wanted to audition from during pilot season,

but I think it's one of the few shows that's doing well right now as well.

Yeah, it's doing good, it's interesting, I've never been on a pilot or a show and stuff

and so learning about all the numbers and how everybody kind of, how do we do last night?

How do we, you know, and I still don't quite know what it means,

but I'd know that five, you know, whatever.

How's your 18 to 49, bro?

...