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Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when it comes for you?

Matt, you always talk about how shopping cart ditchers are psychopathic monsters, but what

other small infractions indicate that someone is literally a Nazi? I have one bumper

writers. People who ride your bumper in traffic should be excommunicated from Earth. I

could not disagree more with you, can I say I'm afraid? In fact, you are the one who

should be excommunicated and banned from the show, obviously. Because if you're, I don't

have this problem of people riding my bumper. Do you know why? Because I keep up with

the speed of traffic. And I'm not gonna be in the fast lane going, you know, 60 miles

an hour. I realize that if you're in the fast lane on the highway, you need to be going

at least 25 miles over the limit, at least to justify being in the fast lane. So I don't

have this issue. If you have this issue, it means that you are driving too slow. I'm

an unapologetic bumper writer because it's just my way of communicating to you that you

need to speed up or move over. How else am I gonna communicate it? So yes, there are other

seemingly small infractions that indicate that someone is literally a Nazi and driving

too slow is one of those things, fortunately, Candice. You are a Nazi and banned from the

show.

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