Hey, Matt! It's time to start the video!

On occasion, I have found myself in a situation where people on the internet are mad at me,

and that probably seems surprising to many of you who've been following me for years.

I'm such a likable, friendly guy.

Man, F you, eat my entire ass.

It's hard to believe anybody would ever be mad at me for any

reason, but sometimes they are. Let's get to the list. And we'll go three to one. We'll start at

number three. Number three. This has to be, it has to be in the top three. It's a recent hit,

and that is, of course, raw milk. It's just a few months ago that I tweeted that raw milk is disgusting and unsanitary.

And there were like 14,000 outrage comments on that tweet alone.

That's not exaggeration.

14,000, 14,000 people.

And it was, you know, and many thousands more beyond that as the raw milk fans exploded an outrage.

Well, they were either exploding an outrage or from the diarrhea from all the E. coli in their milk.

Either way, it's no wonder, you know, that they were so upset.

But this is about healing today. It's about coming to an understanding.

So this is what I want to say to the raw milk fans.

I want to tell you that I hear you, that I understand you, that I don't judge you.

It's understandable that you're so angry, that you're so furious, that you're so hysterical with rage.

And it's because of the parasites in your brain from the raw milk.

And I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you're totally infested with worms.

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