Welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improper Humans, not for

dawns.

Wait too many dawns out there, break in and get in red everywhere, come on folks, find

something else to do a movie about.

Today, three other humans and myself will be improvising over your suggestions given to

me on Twitter, at Matt Besser, why are you not there yet?

Your suggestions and other sources like YouTube, for instance, they inspire stories, conversations,

opinions, and ultimately, offensive whimsy, folks, the best improvising university here.

Matt Walsh, if you had to be a toy...

Yeah, finish the question.

What's that you, Matt?

No, that was Sean Conrad.

Let me take that sunglasses off, it's so bright out today, and I'm so excited.

Oh, baby, wait a minute, forget my stupid question.

What happened on the way, what happened earlier here?

I gave Sean a hard time for wearing sunglasses on the most hazy morning in Los Angeles.

And also, we were on the fifth floor here, so he's already been in an elevator.

Oh, thank you.

That's what...

That walk through a lobby's been in an elevator.

Yeah.

Oh, so you're taking his side?

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