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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Walsh, Kevin Dorff, Pamela Murphy

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2012

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Up Ass Wound - Matt Walsh, Kevin Dorff, and Pamela Murphy cook up a buffet of scenes on today’s improv4humans! They cover everything from emergency rooms, highlander golfers, and the presidential debate. Plus, Eric the unpaid Intern returns for some Man On The Street Interviews from the USC game. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon .

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Improvory Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improvory Humans, not undecided

0:14.4

voters, whoever those idiots are.

0:16.2

Today, three other humans and myself, the improvising office suggestion is given to me

0:19.8

on Twitter at Matt Besser, you better be there, your suggestions, and other sources will

0:25.7

inspire stories, opinions, conversations, and ultimately the secrets to eternal life.

0:33.0

Matt Walsh, if LA gets an NFL team, which I think they're going to know, and let's say

0:43.8

the mayor, there's a lottery or whatever, he was big fan of yours and he said, you get

0:49.1

to name the mascot.

0:52.6

This came up the other day on our show.

0:55.3

And your show.

0:56.3

Pit bulls.

0:57.3

Oh, right.

0:58.3

The LA pit bulls.

0:59.3

That's what you'd call them.

1:00.3

I think there's a lot of pit bulls in LA, I think it represents a lot of people who might

1:04.6

end up at the park anyways.

1:06.1

Wow.

1:07.1

And I think they're also an animal that's sort of been adopted by sort of the moderate,

1:11.6

liberal population, they call them American standard terriers now, they're getting away

1:16.4

from that name, and they try to like, they try to retrain them to be not so violent and

1:22.5

not.

1:24.1

Is it in their genetic code to be violent?

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