Well, I thought I would like to give a gift to the audience,

a little bit of a Christmas gift.

I thought about what that gift might be,

and part of the problem is,

I don't want to spend any money because I'm cheap.

So I'm going to give a gift that is free,

and that is my advice.

Pontificating, that's the one thing that I can do.

And so we're going to go to the Reddit.

Oh, God.

No.

Oh, no.

To find some Christmas-related quandaries,

people who are looking for advice,

especially parenting advice around the holidays,

around Christmas,

and see if we can't sort through this

and just help enlighten some people and the masses.

So we'll start with this.

Is Christmas gross?

I loved Christmas, as a kid.

It always has been a big deal holiday for me,

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